Dear Weather: Make up your dang gone mind. Warm, cold, sunny, windy. I am ready for spring so can we please stop acting like a toddler throwing a tantrum and be SPRING? Umm, and its Easter this weekend. Please let it be nice enough for our family to wear their matching Easter outfits without freeing our patooties off. Sincerely, Fedup with wearing sweaters
Dear Husband: I wish you were more of a morning person! There I said it. Mornings are so hard for me, a little help would be appreciated. Or if you could invent a way I had more hands in the morning, that would be good too. Love your tired wife.
Dear Dogs: I love you. You are my first babies always. PLease stop vomitting behind the couch, pooping in front of the house so someone walks in it, eating the garbage on the carpet, stealing the baby blankets and sleeping on the clean clothes. You are making WAY MORE WORK for me and I do not need any more work right now. K, thanks. Love, your crazy overworked mom
Dear Daughter: I love you! You can do know wrong. I think you are the cutest, sweetest baby in the world. How can you be 10 months old already! STOP GROWING UP! Love your adoring, overprotective, smitten, baby obsessed mommy!
Dear IRS: How come I need to pay your MORE? Do you not get enough from me every payday? Angry American over taxed under paid worker
Dear Government: See above, do we really need to furlough the civilian employees. How about we furlough congress since apparently they cannot do their jobs and they got a pay increase. I havent gotten one in two years and now I have to give up 18 hours a pay period! BITE ME, upset employee!
Have a wonderful Easter Weekend!
we are having the same issue with weather! It was freezing at the beginning of the week and the weather yesterday and today has been perfect! Who knows what the weekend will hold!
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